I went to my first improv class today, but it was earlier than I usually get up, and so I came home and napped. And I had this dream that America Ferrara had been left behind as a kid in a water world exhibit (apparently her brother pushed her in and... no one noticed?) and she grew up with killer whales, who were also elephants. And none of the zoo keepers would let her out, because they were the animal control guys from Parks and Recreation, with an evil leader who thought it was funny that there was this girl in the tank forever. Anyways, then America decides to escape and goes on this big adventure that involves floating houses, and untying knots and then finally swimming with a big shark out into water world where dinosaurs are also there, and she jumps on one of them, and gets to dry land finally. She climbs up this hill to the exit, but then it turns out its a trick and has to come back down.
Well, then it turned out I was watching this documentary with my friend Sammie and her friends (who were guys in my improv class) and I was deciding which of them were attractive, and we all went to said water world, only to end up in an alternate reality. We had to made a very dangerous deal with a group of street thugs, who were also a world class basket ball team, and I ended up loosing a very expensive watch, but we got away from them, and then ended up trapped in the subway with this incredibly lonely guy who wanted to trap us forever down there. But then I gave him my bunny and he agreed to let us all go (cause, aw, the bunny could talk and they became friends and he was no longer lonely!). So we get out and find ourselves on these cliffs.
And the beach is down there and it turns out America's down there, so we drop down through these clouds and on to the beach to find that everyone we lost is there, and the water is full of these amazing creatures, and we all swim. But America realizes, and we all sort of do, that the tide is pulling out, and some of us won't return -- including her -- and its a giant allusion for death.
And I got to ride on this big giant wave back to shore, and stood there, watching the tide pull out... and then I woke up.
